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Name: James
Birthday: 11/3/1985
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Thursday, March 12, 2009

TRUE STORIES FOR ALL

THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST VIDEOS EVER CREATED BY MANKIND


Thursday, September 04, 2008

lol who remembers when I used to post everyday and was always featured and shit?


Tuesday, April 01, 2008

The Fightmaster Chronicles

Arc I: Part I

Andy Loneshark stood in the abandoned lab facilities building at New York in the future. He was alone and surrounded. His gun holster was empty. The situation was not good so he let out a deep manly grunt to express his displeasure.

“This situation is not good,” he said to himself. “I need backup but my radio device got broken. Maybe if I can get out of this room alive I can repair it with my engineering skills.”

He glanced around, counting his enemies. “Damn, there are too many robots...”

Just then, an explosion appeared and blew up some of the robots. A naked lady appeared from behind the explosion. She had large breasts and a dripping vagina.

“Andy Loneshark,” she called out, “I knew you would come here even though the boss told you not to. Why can't you follow orders?! You know these robots are too powerful for you to handle alone!”

“Sandra Snatchtrap, where are your clothes?” Andy exclaimed and asked simultaneously.

“Did you forget, Andy Loneshark? I have not worn any since that rape gang stole my enchanted armour!”

“Oh yes I forgot; but that is a story for another time—right now we need to escape from the robots!”

But as he said that, the Robot King smashed through the ceiling and landed on the floor behind Sandra. He was ten feet tall, and had rocket launchers for arms.

“Kill them!” Commanded the Robot King.

All at once, the robots began to close in from every direction. Sandra ran to the middle of the room where Andy was and shouted, “Andy, grab me, I will use my special abilities to escape!”

Andy complied and wrapped his arms around her, holding himself tight against her. Even though he knew his life was in danger, he couldn't help but get an erection. Sandra used her super strength to jump really high and then smashed her fist through the ceiling on the way up. They landed with a thud on the floor of the next level. Andy was on top of Sandra, and they were both dazed for a second. A moment later when he recovered, he realised with a pang of embarrassment that the zip of his trousers had come undone during the commotion, and the tip of his penis was now rubbing against Sandra's pussy lips. At first Andy was puzzled as to why Sandra hadn't reacted, but then he saw that the exertion of using her abilities had knocked her unconscious.

Suddenly Andy remembered the robots. He could already hear them pressing the call button for the elevator on the floor below; they didn't have long. Luckily there was a a fire escape route just across the room. With a grunt, he began to get up.

That was when he realised he had broken both of his arms!

“Oh no!” He exclaimed. “I can still escape without my arms, but how will I carry Sandra?”

There was not much time, a ding sound came from below signifying the elevator doors opening.

Then Andy had a stroke of genius. He had realised how he could save Sandra!

Using his erect penis, he penetrated her and carefully got to his feet, lifting her by their connected genitals. It was a precarious balancing act, but he somehow managed it. He jogged to the fire exit and head butted it open.

He knew that the robots would not dare to leave the complex, as that was the boundary for the energy field that maintained their power, however, there were still one hundred flights of stairs until safety. As he started the descent, the elevator door slid open and robots began pouring out.

“After them!” Shouted the Robot King in his menacing computer voice.

Andy jogged down the fire escape as fast as he was able. Each step caused the unconscious Sandra to bounce on his cock, which was now embedded deep in her pussy. It felt so good, but Andy had to focus on escaping. Also, he had to make sure he didn't cum, because if he did, then his cock would go limp and he would be unable to carry Sandra, which would mean her certain death.

“I can't do that... not after she saved me!”

To avoid orgasm, Andy thought about the searing pain of his shattered limbs.

Normally he would outrun the robots easily, but it was hard to keep Sandra balanced and also go fast, but he had to try. He increased his speed. But this had a downside in that it not only made it harder to balance, but also made ejaculation harder to resist. Sandra's tits wobbled about under his chin... her beautiful face rested on his shoulder... her pussy bounced on his cock hungrily... it felt so good...

But. He. Had. To. Resist!

There were only seven floors to go... Andy was ready to cum but it looked like they would make it. But just then, two floors below them, the Robot King burst through the fire escape door.

“Shit!” Shouted Andy. “He must have caught the elevator down to cut us off!”

The Robot King raised his arm, and with a loud bang fired a rocket at them. Andy only just avoided it by turning and flinging himself to the ground, sinking his cock into Sandra up to his nuts. The rocket narrowly missed and hit the wall behind them, which exploded.

The Robot King raised his other arm; he would not miss twice.

With a massive display of willpower, and a scream of pain, Andy forced one of his shattered arms around Sandra, and leapt through the hole in the wall. Suddenly they were out in the cold night air and falling. After seven floors, they slammed into the ground so hard that the concrete cracked beneath them. The impact caused the most forceful thrust of all time, and Andy instantly blew his load inside her with an involuntary roar. Then he, too, passed out.


Tuesday, January 29, 2008

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

2007 Sampler

This is my 2007 sampler.



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